Purple Booger

I’m pretty talented at flicking

I can launch them across the house

One time I launched one into the closet, and it was stolen by a mouse

I launch them in the kitchen, and I launch them in the den

I launched one in the car one day, and hit mommy in the head

I’m always very quiet about it – I’m very sneaky as you know

Cause if you get caught with it on your finger

into a Kleenex it must go