Funny and Inspirational Quotes

SIGN AT A ZOO: Those who throw objects at the crocodiles, will be asked to retrieve them.

I love hearing rumors because they tell me things about myself I didn't know before.

Tell you a secret the farting application on the i phone where you move and it goes off is the most awesome thing I ever seen

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

There is nothing playing with bubble wrap for a few hours cant fix ;)

Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment. -Mark Twain

"Writer's block: when your imaginary friends won't talk to you."

Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall. »

I would like to thank the ADHD fairy for always making my life exciting ;)

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." — Maya Angelou

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been." — Mark Twain

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." — Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." — Dr. Seuss

Get up everyday,smile even if you don't want to, breath,put one foot in front of the other, one day your smile will be real (Kim Cormack)

Do one thing every day that scares you ;)

A purple monkey is riding the cat my son velcroed him there,now thats something you don't see everyday. (In my house not at all surprising)

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Lebowitz